Need your silly speaker sayings!

Thanks to those of you who responded to this post by sending me sayings for the items in my CafePress shop; some are hilarious, some are goofy, and some make me wonder, "Who are these people?"

Weird sayings aside, I appreciate all the suggestions! If you haven't visited the shop yet, you should check it out. Holidays are coming, and I've got some unique gifts for you!

Here's a saying I'd like to have some alternate endings for. Please leave suggestions in the comments or e-mail me if you're shy (or don't want your idea stolen by some other unscrupulous designer of speaker sayings t-shirts).

"Old speakers never die, they just. . ."

As mentioned in the earlier post, if your saying is chosen for the shop, you'll get credit here and in the shop, and I'll send you a magnet or button of your choosing. Thanks again for your brilliant, witty thoughts!