Appalling Presenter Manifesto

I can't believe I've never shared with you Rowan Manahan's "Appalling Presenter Manifesto." If you really want to cultivate your awfulness as a speaker, look no further. This is the ultimate guide for tedious speakers everywhere.

Here's just one of Rowan's gems:

"Oblivious Myopia - these presenters literally cannot and do not want to see beyond the end of their nose and so fail to notice that their audience is either asleep or has gone home."

For every speaker who longs to become the very worst at what you do.

(I'm on vacation this week and scrambling to get some stuff written before I go. I hope I succeeded!)