Avast, tis a fine sunrise, mateys. How be ye? Ye can call me Cap'n Bess Rackham fer th' day. (Get yer own scurvy pirate name here.)
This day is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. From th' website:
"So what is it exactly that we're celebrating here, if not pirates? What, you're wondering, is the point?
We're going to be painfully honest here, perhaps fatally so.
The point is, there is no point.
And that's what's fun about Talk Like a Pirate Day specifically, and talking like a pirate in general."
So thar ye go. A day that has nay point 'ceptin' silliness an' fun. What could be better?
I dare ye to incorporate some "scurvy pirate-shout" into yer presentation this day!