From last night's episode of Parks and Recreation: Tom Haverford, hoping to give the best man speech at his friend Andy's wedding, consults Jean-Ralphio for advice.
Jean-Ralphio: Can I throw something on you, see if it feels good?
Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke. Joke. Vince Vaughn quote. Obviously.
Tom: Swingers or Crashers?
Jean-Ralphio: Fred Claus.
Talk about Andy's ex-girlfriends. Quote from "Love, Actually." Hold back your tears. Pause....
Drop the microphone, get out of that b!tch. [Makes explosion sound.]
Some pretty solid advice. What do you think? Happy Friday!
Here's the clip. If you have trouble viewing it, click here. The clip runs from 15:56 to 16:23.